Golden Age Glamour Fan Gifts

Veronica Lake

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

The Dandy

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Robert Mitchum

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

Carole Lombard

A Head-Dress in 1777

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

Victorian Secret

Masked Ball

Spinning Wheel

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

Sisters

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

"And thanks again, Greg. It was divine."

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1

Portrait of Bette Davis

Jabot and stripes

Purple dress

A man in 17th century dress wearing a hat with a huge elliptical brim.

Gentleman in a pink frock coat

'He's a little old fashion, but it's his love for red meat that bothers me.'

'I wandered lonely...er..on my own for a bit..'

Fiends reunited

Two victorian women sitting on a bobbin

"I want to study you a moment as you are."

I found the most amazing Youtube show. It's about an angel who helps people. Oh yeah? Yeah. And he drives around with some burly guy with a big beard. They wear '80s clothes and don't have any special effects. It's a perfect period show. Wait … are you talking about "Highway to Heaven"? That's not a period show, that was made in the '80s. Even you have to know that. Thanks for ruining it for me.

Richard Strauss

Railway porter and passenger.