Golden Age Film Fan Gifts

Kirk Douglas

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'He likes to power nap.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"I'm the bad guy..."

Steve McQueen

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

The Gladiator.

Titanic: How's my steering.

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

David Niven caricature

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

Michael Caine

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

The mission: Impossible burger.

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

Sylvester Stallone

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

'It's a horror-comedy.'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

I want to be a lawn!

"This is the best part of the movie."

'I could have had a V-8!'

Ronald Reagan