Vintage Glamour Fan T-Shirts

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

Carole Lombard

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Best before 65 million BC.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Colonial Larrysburg.

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

The Dandy

Robert Mitchum

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Masked Ball

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Victorian Secret

'Dauber Micawber'

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

A Head-Dress in 1777

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

Elvis' autopsy

'Humor him. He thinks his girlfriend is a pinup girl.'

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

Masked Admirer

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

'He's a little old fashion, but it's his love for red meat that bothers me.'

Purple dress

Portrait of Bette Davis

"And thanks again, Greg. It was divine."

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player, saying: 'Luddite!'

Hi Fi