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"If they don't attack at night, why have they got flashlights?"

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'If we survive this, you are totally walking home.'

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

Cattlemans Saloon.

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

Giant Headless Horseman

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

Lawyers Ridin' The Range: 'Happy trials to you, until we meet again!'

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

Cowboy Acupuncture

David Anderson vs. Goliath

"I provided the comic relief and said all the right things like 'Yee haw!' And 'You got that right, boss!' . . . But he ditched me anyway!"

"We're not robbing any banks, Roger, until you pull that mask up over your nose."

Don Quixote

"Let's see. . . this one is a sioux arrow. . . This one is an Apache arrow. . . Holy smoke!! Tex, number three is lie-threatening!! That's a cupid arrow!"

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

"Like a grind stone cowboy!"

Cowboy with a 'Friends of the 'earp' T-shirt

'Nice try, Chicken Little. We're not falling for that one again.'

"If you see something, shoot something."

"My gun's in the shop. Let's establish a dialogue."

"He started with the gunslinger opening, but quickly ran into the posse defense."

Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok

"No one knows your name, you don't have an address...that's why you don't get any mail."

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

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