Fans Of Classic Cowboy Tales Gifts

"If they don't attack at night, why have they got flashlights?"

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Giant Headless Horseman

'If we survive this, you are totally walking home.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Cowboy Acupuncture

"We're not robbing any banks, Roger, until you pull that mask up over your nose."

Don Quixote

Cowboy with a 'Friends of the 'earp' T-shirt

"Let's see. . . this one is a sioux arrow. . . This one is an Apache arrow. . . Holy smoke!! Tex, number three is lie-threatening!! That's a cupid arrow!"

"Like a grind stone cowboy!"

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

"My gun's in the shop. Let's establish a dialogue."

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

"He started with the gunslinger opening, but quickly ran into the posse defense."

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

Goodies and Baddies

Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok