Fandom Warrior Gifts

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Church for sports worshipers.

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Second lifeReal life.

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

A woman watches football on her computer.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

"I hit reply all too many times."

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

"Well that email could have been a meeting."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"