Fancy Dress Competition Gifts

'Her clothes are so way out, she won first prize at a fancy dress competition, and she wasn't wearing fancy dress.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Champagne

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Bear Costume

"I was almost that last year."

Advocado

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Useless add-ons.

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Masquerade

Bee costume

Tiger Costume

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Purple dress

Pirate

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Costume Party.

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

The rest of the herd were not amused.