Fancy Dress Competition T-Shirts

'Her clothes are so way out, she won first prize at a fancy dress competition, and she wasn't wearing fancy dress.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bear Costume

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Champagne

"I was almost that last year."

Advocado

Useless add-ons.

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Masquerade

Bee costume

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Tiger Costume

Pirate

Purple dress

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

Little boy dragon

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

"You don't look much like a werewolf."