Fancy Dress Party Gifts

It's another toga party

Hot Halloween Costumes

Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key

'It must be that couple with the twelve children.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

Man dressed as a robot.

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

'Don't tell me - you've come as a newsreader?'

"Let's face it,Rhoda-you're no spring chicken yourself!"

Fancy dress: 'I've come as the autumn TV schedule - nothing on whatsoever.'

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

Onion Costume

Fancy Dress Box

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Bear Costume

Champagne

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"I was almost that last year."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Advocado

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Useless add-ons.

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Masquerade