Fancy Ball Aficionado Pillows

Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I was almost that last year."

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Bee costume

Tennis ball girl.

I love Basketball.

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Pirate

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

A Masked Ball

The rest of the herd were not amused.

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

Little boy dragon

'Have you met my rat of a husband?'

Superhero

"Let's face it,Rhoda-you're no spring chicken yourself!"

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

Vampire wih no reflection at fancy dress party

'Don't tell me - you've come as a newsreader?'

Be 5 Again

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

'What makes you think I'm in telemarketing?'

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

"Too soon?"

I am the cute blue bear