Fly Ball Fanatic Pillows

Fly Fishing

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Emotional Support Pest

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

"Well if it isn't Mr J.R.Hartley!"

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'Food fight!'

Helicopter

Orchestra

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

'How long did you try before calling?'

'He has really taken to the training.'

You Know You're Old When...

Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'How are they biting?'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'At home with the blue-arsed flies 2009.'

'EEEEEEX-CREMENT!'

'Any chance your fly will hit the water in the next fifteen minutes? I'm getting dizzy!'

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!

Flight School.

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

'Your you is unzipped.'

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'