Fly Ball Fanatic Mugs

These aren't the kind of flies you can catch more of with honey than with vinegar.

Fly Fishing

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Emotional Support Pest

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"Well if it isn't Mr J.R.Hartley!"

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

'Food fight!'

'He has really taken to the training.'

You Know You're Old When...

Orchestra

Helicopter

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'How long did you try before calling?'

Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'How are they biting?'

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'At home with the blue-arsed flies 2009.'

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

'Your you is unzipped.'

'If this is a fly-on-the-wall documentary, I'd be more interested in the fly's next chapter'

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

Flight School.

Waiter, why are there TWO flies in my soup? The second fly is the first fly's attorney.

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

'EEEEEEX-CREMENT!'

'Any chance your fly will hit the water in the next fifteen minutes? I'm getting dizzy!'

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!