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Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I was almost that last year."

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Bee costume

I love Basketball.

Tennis ball girl.

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Pirate

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

Costume Party.

A Masked Ball

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

The rest of the herd were not amused.

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

Little boy dragon

"I hope this thing doesn't spiral out of control."

'But I don't want free financial advice. I just want candy.'

'Have you met my rat of a husband?'

Superhero

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

Be 5 Again

Vampire wih no reflection at fancy dress party

Jimmy Anderson

'Don't tell me - you've come as a newsreader?'

"Let's face it,Rhoda-you're no spring chicken yourself!"

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

'What makes you think I'm in telemarketing?'

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

Cape costume