Fan Of Prison Movies Gifts

'If you think this is bad, just wait till they take away your bathroom privileges!'

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

'Before you go to prison, Sims, I'd like to give you this award as 'Scapegoat of the Year'.'

Prisoner decorating his cell.

Food Chain Gang

"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"

Inmate on cell phone: 'I'd like to request 'Jailhouse Rock'.'

Wow, so you guys were in cahoots the whole time, huh?

'It's windy this morning.'

Preferred Prisons

A prison with a conservatory attached.

"Escape Thursday? But that's Bar-B-Qued pork night!"

'I'm getting into a rut -- campaign, election, indictment, parole... campaign, election, indictment, parole....'

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

"You're doing 20-to-life. What do you mean you haven't got time to floss?"

Guys in torture chamber: 'TGIF!' and 'Shaddup.'

"I had everyone fooled. Could have got away with it, too, if he had just kept his big mouth shut."

'Well, I'd best be off, Arthur, the clink of glasses behind bars and all that...'

"I got eight to twelve years, which was in line with Wall Street expectations."

'Tell them I stepped away from my desk.'

'When I first saw you on TV, I just knew you were innocent of stalking.'

'Yeah? Well you could use some deodorant, too!'

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."

'I'm a celebrity now...so get me out of here!'

"I'm in for stealing breath."

'Yes, you look stunning. Can I put the mirror down now?'

'Look on the bright side, think of all the money you saved by conducting your own defence.'

'Don't worry, I didn't tell them anything they didn't already suspect.'

Prison decorating

Identity theft. You?

"For God's sake man, give it a break. You were an accountant!"

What the?! It's all just wallpaper.