Fan Of Monarchy Tales Gifts

'You can do anything if you just put your mind to it. Look at me. I had to start out as a Prince and work my way up to King.'

You may already be a Windsor...

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

UK dissolution

Ethelred II

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

'So what else can you do, besides reign?'

The Queen

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall

'Argus' - Corruption in the Court of George III

''L'etat c'est moi'? -- Are you sure you want to accept that much responsibility?'

"God made me king because God is good."

Queen Elizabeth II

"You might try avuncular."

'Maybe I don't have divine rights, but I sure have divine PRIVILEGES!'

'He's not exactly of noble birth, Daddy, but he IS a slumlord!'

The struggle between Charles James Fox and King George III

King George IV (as Henry VIII) Rejects Citizen's Demands

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

'Do you have any other form of I.D. besides your head on a pound note?'

Prince Harry

'If it makes you feel any better, this is just part of an experiment in democracy and limited government.'

'Of course the crime rate is down, dummy -- you legalized everything!'

'A ROUND trip, you say, Columbus?'

Louie XXIX, The Unknown King

'Party affiliation? Monarchist, of course.'

'You know, King Richard here hasn't paid for his parking space since 1485. Who do I send the bill to?'

Prince Charles celebrates Queen's abdication.

'I told you not to trust neocon advisors!'

"Hey hey we're the monarchy"

Edward VIII

"You wouldn't have spoken to me like that before I abdicated."

The First autobiography: 'I'm afraid, sire, if you want a biography, you'll have to write it yourself!'