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'You can do anything if you just put your mind to it. Look at me. I had to start out as a Prince and work my way up to King.'

You may already be a Windsor...

UK dissolution

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

Ethelred II

'So what else can you do, besides reign?'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

The Queen

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

''L'etat c'est moi'? -- Are you sure you want to accept that much responsibility?'

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

'Argus' - Corruption in the Court of George III

'Maybe I don't have divine rights, but I sure have divine PRIVILEGES!'

"You might try avuncular."

"God made me king because God is good."

The struggle between Charles James Fox and King George III

'He's not exactly of noble birth, Daddy, but he IS a slumlord!'

Queen Elizabeth II

King George IV (as Henry VIII) Rejects Citizen's Demands

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

'Do you have any other form of I.D. besides your head on a pound note?'

Prince Harry

'If it makes you feel any better, this is just part of an experiment in democracy and limited government.'

'Of course the crime rate is down, dummy -- you legalized everything!'

'A ROUND trip, you say, Columbus?'

'Party affiliation? Monarchist, of course.'

"Hey hey we're the monarchy"

Louie XXIX, The Unknown King

'I told you not to trust neocon advisors!'

Prince Charles celebrates Queen's abdication.

'You know, King Richard here hasn't paid for his parking space since 1485. Who do I send the bill to?'

Edward VIII

The First autobiography: 'I'm afraid, sire, if you want a biography, you'll have to write it yourself!'

"You wouldn't have spoken to me like that before I abdicated."