Fan Of Humor With Depth Pillows

'Have you read about the millionaire who dresses like a hobo and gives money to those who are kind to him?'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

A Golden Non-Retriever

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

Girl in cow onesie.

"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."

Bureau of the Damned

"From this you make a living?"

"That's right. An increase in your title!"

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

Pranking Zombies

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

"You're getting more wrinklier, grandpa. You should drink more water."

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

"More please."

Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine.

Tolstoy and Dostoevsky plan a collaboration: "'War and Punishment'...it''ll make us a fortune."

"The good news is that your appendectomy op was a complete success"

'Yes Sir, I am at this very minute passing on your recommendations for staff wage cuts to the appropriate department'

After years of chasing and fighting they discovered it was all just a misunderstanding.

"Thank goodness, it was only 'light' reading..."

'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

Cards Galore.

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.