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'Have you read about the millionaire who dresses like a hobo and gives money to those who are kind to him?'

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

"I thought you wanted me to change."

A Golden Non-Retriever

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

Girl in cow onesie.

"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."

"From this you make a living?"

Bureau of the Damned

"That's right. An increase in your title!"

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

Menopause and the City

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Friday The 13th, The Final Chapter.

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

"More please."

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine.

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

Pranking Zombies

"You're getting more wrinklier, grandpa. You should drink more water."

Tolstoy and Dostoevsky plan a collaboration: "'War and Punishment'...it''ll make us a fortune."

"The good news is that your appendectomy op was a complete success"

After years of chasing and fighting they discovered it was all just a misunderstanding.

'Yes Sir, I am at this very minute passing on your recommendations for staff wage cuts to the appropriate department'

Cards Galore.

'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

Je-Hereford's Witnesses

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.