Fan Of Footy Funnies Gifts

'This is depressing, the Pro Bowl had more hits than my website.'

"What the hell took so long?"

Funky Facts: Football.

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Football Bomb

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

"A pillow fight? They really have taken the violence out of the game."

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

'Watch out for the hidden ball trick.'

'As an exercise I placed eleven dustbins on the pitch and made the team dribble around them...The bins won 5-0.'

'They only keep him in the team because of his famous WAG!'

"..common sense has prevailed, Michael Owen's agent has let the referee off with just a severe warning."

"No thanks. I'm not interested in being the, 'official prophet of the NFL.'"

The defence were confident about their offside trap.

Plane crash on football pitch.

After review, the replay confirms a touchdown, and also that big, jiggly bellies look hilarious in slow motion.

Brazil vs Germany

Nobody has been on the this team longer, without actually playing in a game than you guys. We're setting a benchmark!

David Beckham

'I'm from the First Infidelity Bank. I noticed you people drafted Tim Tebow in the first round last year and I'm here to talk to you about overdraft protection.'

"This one allows release of your information to a sitcom."

Football League - Concussions R Us.

The British relay team find a safe way of handing on the baton.

'Nesbitt will do all our Monday morning quarterbacking.'

"We've made some adjustments for social distancing."

'Ouch, there goes another point off his SAT scores.'

'Spit him out, Vince! This is just practice. Save the rough stuff for the game.'

'Foot balling phillistines, how soon they forget.'

'When you've got a minute, give this a bowl of milk.'

'Mutilate, mangle, crush, pound, slam, bash, plaster and pulverize. That's rugby... Now get out there and have fun!'