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"What the hell took so long?"

Funky Facts: Football.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

Football Bomb

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

'Watch out for the hidden ball trick.'

'As an exercise I placed eleven dustbins on the pitch and made the team dribble around them...The bins won 5-0.'

'They only keep him in the team because of his famous WAG!'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in being the, 'official prophet of the NFL.'"

The defence were confident about their offside trap.

Plane crash on football pitch.

The British relay team find a safe way of handing on the baton.

Football League - Concussions R Us.

"This one allows release of your information to a sitcom."

'Nesbitt will do all our Monday morning quarterbacking.'

'Spit him out, Vince! This is just practice. Save the rough stuff for the game.'

'Ouch, there goes another point off his SAT scores.'

"We've made some adjustments for social distancing."

'Foot balling phillistines, how soon they forget.'

'Mutilate, mangle, crush, pound, slam, bash, plaster and pulverize. That's rugby... Now get out there and have fun!'

'Oh, OK then...I won't send you off.'