Family Values Advocate Gifts

Leaving family

"It's a perfect advertising image of marital bliss. All it needs is the disclaimer, Professional Actors, Don't Try This at home."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"It's best to turn the other cheek."

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"How is it gendered?"

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Family traits.

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

"And if that day comes, sweetie, just make sure your wedding album is inclusive-looking."

'I know we hadn't planned on getting a bigger car until we had kids, but I think we need one now to accommodate the bumper-stickers.'

'That's it? Listen to my mom?'

"That's Stuart and Vivian Muntner. They're a one-marriage family."

"It's the old man's idea. Reckons his young executives should see more of their families."

"This may surprise you, Worthington, but I'm a man who believes that nothing in life is as important as family."

Marry one wife, get another one free - 'It's our new incentive for marriage.'

"I don’t care if your daughter gave it to you for Father’s Day, Glen – get rid of it."

"I like being a kid - it's the ultimate entitlement program."

"I love the way you make me rethink my commitment to family values."

'Go ask your other mother.'

'He helps keep me focused on what matters most.'

"All I'm saying is that family values are really important to all of us. For example...I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. You?"

"Fred Homerson! How are you? How's the wife? The kids? The traditional family values?"

'The good news is that I can spend more time with my family. The bad news is my job is now only part time.'

'Do you think my husband would have better than a 50-50 chance if you didn't wear your mask up so high?'

Father and son

"I'm not going to work late tonight, so I can normalize relations with my family!"

The Faith-Based Family