Family Values Advocate T-Shirts

Leaving family

"It's a perfect advertising image of marital bliss. All it needs is the disclaimer, Professional Actors, Don't Try This at home."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"It's best to turn the other cheek."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"How is it gendered?"

Family traits.

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

"And if that day comes, sweetie, just make sure your wedding album is inclusive-looking."

'I know we hadn't planned on getting a bigger car until we had kids, but I think we need one now to accommodate the bumper-stickers.'

'That's it? Listen to my mom?'

"That's Stuart and Vivian Muntner. They're a one-marriage family."

"It's the old man's idea. Reckons his young executives should see more of their families."

Marry one wife, get another one free - 'It's our new incentive for marriage.'

"I don’t care if your daughter gave it to you for Father’s Day, Glen – get rid of it."

"This may surprise you, Worthington, but I'm a man who believes that nothing in life is as important as family."

For the Children

"I like being a kid - it's the ultimate entitlement program."

"I love the way you make me rethink my commitment to family values."

'Go ask your other mother.'

'Do you think my husband would have better than a 50-50 chance if you didn't wear your mask up so high?'

'The good news is that I can spend more time with my family. The bad news is my job is now only part time.'

'He helps keep me focused on what matters most.'

"I'm not going to work late tonight, so I can normalize relations with my family!"

"Fred Homerson! How are you? How's the wife? The kids? The traditional family values?"

Father and son