Family Values Defender T-Shirts

"All I'm saying is that family values are really important to all of us. For example...I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. You?"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"You're adopted."

Family traits.

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

"And if that day comes, sweetie, just make sure your wedding album is inclusive-looking."

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

'That's it? Listen to my mom?'

"That's Stuart and Vivian Muntner. They're a one-marriage family."

Bernie Sanders

"It's the old man's idea. Reckons his young executives should see more of their families."

"This may surprise you, Worthington, but I'm a man who believes that nothing in life is as important as family."

For the Children

Marry one wife, get another one free - 'It's our new incentive for marriage.'

'What do you mean, you don't like the look of him - What has he ever done to you?'

"It's important to be authentic"

"I like being a kid - it's the ultimate entitlement program."

"I love the way you make me rethink my commitment to family values."

Something without the sexual connotation, please.

GOLDEN RULE: 'High moral fiber cereal,'

"Mom, please take her and teach her morals, manners, and chores."

"I'm not going to work late tonight, so I can normalize relations with my family!"

'The good news is that I can spend more time with my family. The bad news is my job is now only part time.'

'He helps keep me focused on what matters most.'

"Your honor...the only reason my clinet committed these crimes was to support his wife and five kiids."

"Fred Homerson! How are you? How's the wife? The kids? The traditional family values?"