Family Values Seeker T-Shirts

'Remember money isn't everything...it's the only thing.'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

Family traits.

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

'It's so incredible, getting to discover the little bundle of magic hidden inside.'

"If I paid you what you're worth, you'd be working for nothing!"

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

Crisis of values

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

"And if that day comes, sweetie, just make sure your wedding album is inclusive-looking."

Egalitarian family

Reality of Parenthood

'That's it? Listen to my mom?'

"Mommy you're perfect!"

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.'

"That's Stuart and Vivian Muntner. They're a one-marriage family."

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

'It's a sunset, Billy. It's not selling anything.'

"The bowling ball represents what you want to be paid, while the mini-pea represents what I think you're worth."

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

"The great is $54.99, and I do have a near-great for $23.99."

'You couldn't just lock him up somewhere, could you?'

"Honey! Come look at our little entrepreneur!"

'You told me to put away the groceries.'

Marry one wife, get another one free - 'It's our new incentive for marriage.'

'Dad, can I put my pocket money into a pension fund to protect me from the economic winter?'