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'You know what? I agree with my son's opinion of you.'

'Stand by for shock waves!'

Boy professing that he is one of those that do not count girls

'What do you mean, you don't like the look of him - What has he ever done to you?'

"Your honor...the only reason my clinet committed these crimes was to support his wife and five kiids."

"I am not in a gang! Unless you count my family."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

$1: Family Secrets

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

Luke Skywalker- Matrimonial Law

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Boy defends his last fry.

"It's not good, Jack. She's after the house, the condo, custody, half your retirement $ 12,000 a month and she still wants a pound of flesh."

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

"I will avenge you, Father."

"You got custody of us, mommy, because you're the very best attorney picker."

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

Loggers truck with alligator in between logs.

'Hell hath no furry like the lawyer of a woman scorned.'

'Mr. Rock and Mrs. Hardplace are here, sir.'

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'

Deforestation

"You know something doc, he weirdly kind of resembles you."

'Everyone does divorces, Mrs.Dawson.'

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"