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'You know what? I agree with my son's opinion of you.'

'Stand by for shock waves!'

Boy professing that he is one of those that do not count girls

'What do you mean, you don't like the look of him - What has he ever done to you?'

"Your honor...the only reason my clinet committed these crimes was to support his wife and five kiids."

"I am not in a gang! Unless you count my family."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

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"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"It's not good, Jack. She's after the house, the condo, custody, half your retirement $ 12,000 a month and she still wants a pound of flesh."

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

"You got custody of us, mommy, because you're the very best attorney picker."

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

"I will avenge you, Father."

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

Loggers truck with alligator in between logs.

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

'Everyone does divorces, Mrs.Dawson.'

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

"You know something doc, he weirdly kind of resembles you."

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

'Hell hath no furry like the lawyer of a woman scorned.'

'Mr. Rock and Mrs. Hardplace are here, sir.'

Deforestation

'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'

"I won't do the 'What I did on my summer vacation' assignment. I consider it a privacy issue."

Please examine your children's tv before they watch it as mistakes can not afterwards be rectified

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