Family Unifier Gifts

"Nobody 'heads up' this family - we work democratically."

Family welcoming in an adopted child.

Social distancing

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

Saying Grace.

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

Summer Outing Planning

Maternity Ward: No Returns/No Exchanges

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

Health cuts after Covid 19

'And now we come to the sore losers...'

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

"So, Ben, what do you want to be when you stop sponging off your parents?"

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

Counting Blessings

'Can you do the dishes, love. I'll do the school run.'

"We merged to save through volume buying."

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"Because we're a family, that's why. You set the table I dial the phone, and your father orders the chinese food."

'There was an old lady who had so many children she didn't know what to do, especially about college tuition.'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

"Thinking of buying a larger property are we, Madam?"

"It sure is great to have you back for a while at the mother ship."

Tia Carmen returns home on Christmas.

Solidarity with the family

Family Budgets

Pop's store's wanted ad: MOM.

'Better bring the pot back over here, Mom - Dad's still down a few cups.'

"Down in front!"