Family Uniter Gifts

'Will you marry us?'

"Lord, looks like our country is split right down the middle - help us to combine our energy to make America better!"

Social distancing

'Are we there yet?'

Balloon Kids

Swinging

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"Ah...here they are!"

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

Saying Grace.

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

Clock Face Golf Set

"Edward! Where are our children?"

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

'And now we come to the sore losers...'

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

"He keeps touching me!"

Car Journey.

Health cuts after Covid 19

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

Egalitarian family

"So, Ben, what do you want to be when you stop sponging off your parents?"

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'