Family Uniter Gifts

'Will you marry us?'

"Lord, looks like our country is split right down the middle - help us to combine our energy to make America better!"

Social distancing

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

'Are we there yet?'

Swinging

Balloon Kids

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"Ah...here they are!"

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

Saying Grace.

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"Edward! Where are our children?"

Car Journey.

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

Clock Face Golf Set

"He keeps touching me!"

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

'And now we come to the sore losers...'

Health cuts after Covid 19

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.