Global Uniter Gifts

We all ride together...

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

North Pole

Social distancing

High-gravity baseball

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

"They were built during a pandemic."

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Cheap Labour Countries.

'I used to trade in futures until I learned the planet doesn't have one.'

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

Tonight's Lecture: Globalization. I've never worried about my job going overseas --- None of my jobs ever went anywhere.

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

Orator translates in many languages.

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

Safe vaccine for the world

Cuba detected a variant of HIV

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

The Tobin Tax.

'For a raise you must apply in person to our Bombay office...'

Crossing Borders