Global Unifier Gifts

Stopping War

Social distancing

Meet the Enemy

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

Nuclear Proliferation

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

Newton's cradle

Orator translates in many languages.

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

Otto von Bismarck

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

'The big bang theory of creation.'

Health cuts after Covid 19

Interfaith dialogue

'I can dream, can't I?'

"How many members of the contingent workforce will be coming to the company party?"

'Today could well be the day...the day on which the world leaders turn to me to solve their problems...they might just leave it till tomorrow.'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

"It sure is great to have you back for a while at the mother ship."

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

The universe doesn't really care if we're "having fun." And neither does Bob.

World Peace Flower

Stephen Hawking

Revolution

When Euclid and Galileo get together they talk about parallel universes.

'Well, don't look at me!'

'I'd like to give a particularly warm welcome to those of you who are joining us from the southern hemisphere.'

Nuclear disarmament.

'Will you marry us?'

Cleaning up the world's nuclear programs.

"Lord, looks like our country is split right down the middle - help us to combine our energy to make America better!"

The dream of a rainbow nation goes up in smoke.