Party Unifier Gifts

This is How We Unify the Party

Social distancing

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Meet the Enemy

Rainbow Quartet

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

Interfaith dialogue

Otto von Bismarck

Health cuts after Covid 19

Barack Obama Loves America

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

What?! No way are we pushing for a green prom. Eco-club. Do we have to take the fun out of everything? People will totally embrace it if we frame it in the right way. Like? Saving energy by turning the lights down really low! Or using fewer chaperones. I can deal!

Revolution

"It sure is great to have you back for a while at the mother ship."

'This is Hargreaves - he's in charge of corporate hospitality.'

Leon the electron was not sure just to where he'd been blasted when the photon struck, but indicators suggested he was now in one of the atom's degenerate orbitals.

'Will you marry us?'

'The trend toward less alcohol consumption at office parties is having a bad effect on my health. Wine cooler bottles are heavier than beer cans.'

I'm finally done celebrating the State of the Union address. What are you talking about? House of Java.net CyberCafe. Every year after the speech, I drive cross-country and date ladies from every region, and of every race, creed and color. It's my way of spending time with like-minded patriots to celebrate how we're all more similar than we are different. Whether you're in California, the deep south or far-off Hawaii, you're never more than a 2-hour drive from miniature golf. Think about that.

Healing the Heart of Democracy

Multiculturalism

Equality

The dream of a rainbow nation goes up in smoke.

"Lord, looks like our country is split right down the middle - help us to combine our energy to make America better!"

'I hate networking.'

When Astronomers Party.

"This economic upheaval has made me go back to my roots. I'm moving back in with my parents."

"Now for the high point of the evening - a videotape of my elevation to regional director of marketing."

"Nobody 'heads up' this family - we work democratically."

Help Wanted: Uniter

Family welcoming in an adopted child.