Family Unifier Prints

"Nobody 'heads up' this family - we work democratically."

"Dad. How did you survive? You said you'd die of boredom the next time the Grunwalds came over!"

Family welcoming in an adopted child.

Social distancing

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

Saying Grace.

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

Summer Outing Planning

Maternity Ward: No Returns/No Exchanges

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

'And now we come to the sore losers...'

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

Health cuts after Covid 19

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

"So, Ben, what do you want to be when you stop sponging off your parents?"

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

Counting Blessings

"We merged to save through volume buying."

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

'Can you do the dishes, love. I'll do the school run.'

"Because we're a family, that's why. You set the table I dial the phone, and your father orders the chinese food."

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'There was an old lady who had so many children she didn't know what to do, especially about college tuition.'

Pop's store's wanted ad: MOM.

'Better bring the pot back over here, Mom - Dad's still down a few cups.'

"Down in front!"

"It sure is great to have you back for a while at the mother ship."

We're only going to the movies, kids. The babysitter's here! Transitions are stressful, Twig. I can deal - They're filled with extreme separation anxiety. So I see! Don't worry, kids! It's ok. You'll be home soon!

"Thinking of buying a larger property are we, Madam?"