Family Travel Bug Gifts

"Check it out! That's an airplane, sweetie!"

"First class, or with children?"

'Where was the TSA?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'Are we there yet?'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'Are we there yet?'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"Ah...here they are!"

Carioca

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Summer Energy

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

Seriously, Bob, your map reading skills leave a lot to be desired!'

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"Look, honey. Tiny bales of hay."

'Are we there yet?'

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'