Travel Bug Gifts

"Remind me to demand a full refund for that 'Spanish Made Easy' course!"

BA apologise for abnormal delays - normal delays will be resumed as soon as possible.

Jungle Communication

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

happy bellboy carrying suitcases

Seriously, Bob, your map reading skills leave a lot to be desired!'

Exploring Paris.

'THE SEA' Water, Sand, Natural and Artificial Flavors

"Look, yooou don't see many English folk these days still wearing traditional costume"

'She says she packed them all herself...'

'This IS our first time on the canal! How did you guess?'

'What on earth are you doing? Watch your flaps! Increase altitude ... ' Back Seat Pilots: another reason to make cockpits inaccessible to passengers.

Origami International Airport.

On the monitors behind the check-in desk: Arrivals/Departures/Donations

'Are we there yet?'

Welcome to Palm Springs.

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

'Since we're going to be traveling, I gave the car a tune-up. And as soon as our mechanic fixes all the damage I caused, we can leave.'

'Babe! It's me! This isn't a layover!'

'There may be some turbulence,sir. The altitude indicator has gone a bit funny'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Departures

'London Bridge? I thought it had fallen down?'

'It's our baby-sitter! She's catching a plane to Shanghai!'

Excuse me miss, how do you say 'Ferrari' in Italian?

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

Wayne had had to choose - holiday, or buy a new tumble dryer.

Pilot buying good luck charms.

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

'No you can't keep it!'

Caravan going one way, wheel going another.

World Cup Mascots.

"Big Ben may have a tilt but it still gives out straight time."

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?'

A jumbo jet