Travel Bug Mugs

"Remind me to demand a full refund for that 'Spanish Made Easy' course!"

BA apologise for abnormal delays - normal delays will be resumed as soon as possible.

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Jungle Communication

Seriously, Bob, your map reading skills leave a lot to be desired!'

'THE SEA' Water, Sand, Natural and Artificial Flavors

happy bellboy carrying suitcases

Exploring Paris.

'This IS our first time on the canal! How did you guess?'

'She says she packed them all herself...'

"Look, yooou don't see many English folk these days still wearing traditional costume"

'What on earth are you doing? Watch your flaps! Increase altitude ... ' Back Seat Pilots: another reason to make cockpits inaccessible to passengers.

Origami International Airport.

On the monitors behind the check-in desk: Arrivals/Departures/Donations

'Since we're going to be traveling, I gave the car a tune-up. And as soon as our mechanic fixes all the damage I caused, we can leave.'

'Are we there yet?'

Welcome to Palm Springs.

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

'There may be some turbulence,sir. The altitude indicator has gone a bit funny'

'Babe! It's me! This isn't a layover!'

Pilot buying good luck charms.

World Cup Mascots.

"Big Ben may have a tilt but it still gives out straight time."

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?'

A jumbo jet

Wayne had had to choose - holiday, or buy a new tumble dryer.

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

Excuse me miss, how do you say 'Ferrari' in Italian?

'London Bridge? I thought it had fallen down?'

Caravan going one way, wheel going another.

Departures

'It's our baby-sitter! She's catching a plane to Shanghai!'

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

'No you can't keep it!'