Travel Bug Adventurers Mugs

'We're vacationing in Montreal this year with the money we saved on buying Canadian drugs.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'Where was the TSA?'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'Are we there yet?'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Carioca

"Ah...here they are!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'Are we there yet?'

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Seriously, Bob, your map reading skills leave a lot to be desired!'

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

"Look, honey. Tiny bales of hay."

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!