Travel Bug Adventurers Pillows

'We're vacationing in Montreal this year with the money we saved on buying Canadian drugs.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'Where was the TSA?'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'Are we there yet?'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Carioca

"Ah...here they are!"

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'Are we there yet?'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Seriously, Bob, your map reading skills leave a lot to be desired!'

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?'

Down on Bourbon Street...

Quick, follow that star

"Look, honey. Tiny bales of hay."

"You finished with your peanuts?"

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!