Travel Bug With A Twist Pillows

"You have the phrase book. Congratulate him on his small carbon footprint."

'Where was the TSA?'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Carioca

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Injured backpacker.

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

Seriously, Bob, your map reading skills leave a lot to be desired!'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

"Look, honey. Tiny bales of hay."

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?'

Doubledecker bus stop

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

French 75s at the Stafford

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

Streetcar in New Orleans

Welcome to Scotland...

Sunset Attraction

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

Ecstatic caravan

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

Hotel mini-bar.

'She says she packed them all herself...'