Travel Bug With A Twist Pillows

"You have the phrase book. Congratulate him on his small carbon footprint."

'Where was the TSA?'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Carioca

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Injured backpacker.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Seriously, Bob, your map reading skills leave a lot to be desired!'

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

Doubledecker bus stop

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

"Look, honey. Tiny bales of hay."

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

Ecstatic caravan

Streetcar in New Orleans

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

French 75s at the Stafford

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

Welcome to Scotland...

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

Sunset Attraction

'She says she packed them all herself...'

On the monitors behind the check-in desk: Arrivals/Departures/Donations