Air Travel Bug Pillows

'Does anyone here know how to land a Boeing 747?'

'Where was the TSA?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Injured backpacker.

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Carioca

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

Vampire on a plane

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

Seriously, Bob, your map reading skills leave a lot to be desired!'

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"Look, honey. Tiny bales of hay."

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

Sunset Attraction

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

Welcome to Scotland...

French 75s at the Stafford

"This is your captain speaking."

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

Streetcar in New Orleans

Ecstatic caravan

'She says she packed them all herself...'

On the monitors behind the check-in desk: Arrivals/Departures/Donations

"You're advised to check a small bag which you wouldn't mind losing as a sacrifice to the Gods of Lost Luggage."