Air Travel Bug Prints

'Does anyone here know how to land a Boeing 747?'

'Where was the TSA?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Carioca

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Injured backpacker.

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

Vampire on a plane

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

Seriously, Bob, your map reading skills leave a lot to be desired!'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"Look, honey. Tiny bales of hay."

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?'

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

Sunset Attraction

Streetcar in New Orleans

Ecstatic caravan

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

French 75s at the Stafford

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

"This is your captain speaking."

Welcome to Scotland...

'She says she packed them all herself...'

On the monitors behind the check-in desk: Arrivals/Departures/Donations

"You're advised to check a small bag which you wouldn't mind losing as a sacrifice to the Gods of Lost Luggage."

"Birmingham, Hank. I said I wanted to go to Birmingham."