Family Story Admirer Gifts

"If you must know, Jimmy, you came from a box in front of the market. It said 'Free Kittens.'"

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"Are we really gonna do this?!"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"Come in, minion."

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Little Nell as comforter

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

Snowman Romance

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

"I think I'm falling in love."

'Oh my, it's my sister's address! I'm delivering my own nephew!'

"Try and stop me if you’ve heard this one before …"

'It's from Goldilocks's lawyer. Apparently, she's suing us because she burnt her mouth on the hot porridge.'

'It's a knight in British army issue shining armour' - Knight in string vest and underpants

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

Tarnhelm

"That isn't allowed either."

". . . And I tell you that Sir Walter Raleigh used his OWN coat."

"They're fixing the elevator on Monday."

Anthony Trollope

Freia and the apples of eternal youth

Charles Dickens

Alexander Pushkin

'My teacher has a good memory. She remembers what a rotten kid you were.'

Cowardly lion is carrying a keg of courage.