Family Story Admirer Gifts

"If you must know, Jimmy, you came from a box in front of the market. It said 'Free Kittens.'"

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"Are we really gonna do this?!"

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"Come in, minion."

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Little Nell as comforter

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

"I think I'm falling in love."

Snowman Romance

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

'Oh my, it's my sister's address! I'm delivering my own nephew!'

"They're fixing the elevator on Monday."

Freia and the apples of eternal youth

Alexander Pushkin

Charles Dickens

". . . And I tell you that Sir Walter Raleigh used his OWN coat."

Anthony Trollope

"That isn't allowed either."

I think the biggest drawback to binge-watching a godawful tv series has to be the hangover.

'My teacher has a good memory. She remembers what a rotten kid you were.'

Tarnhelm

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

"Try and stop me if you’ve heard this one before …"

'It's a knight in British army issue shining armour' - Knight in string vest and underpants

'It's from Goldilocks's lawyer. Apparently, she's suing us because she burnt her mouth on the hot porridge.'