Family Resemblance Humor Gifts

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"He looks just like your husband."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Baby cries into a cellphone.

"But you said I should serve our guests the can of peas!"

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

'Shh, let me do the talking.'

'You're making a marble cake? Did you run out of eggs?'

Adult Absence Notes.

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"Oh, she's got her father's male hormones"

"Mom said I can't watch TV until you finish my homework."

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

A woman carrying a child carrying a teddy bear

'His dad was a standup. He's a quip off the old block.'

"Do you think he'll look like me when he grows up?"

'Sweetheart, It's time you knew... Your father isn't a real wildlife biologist.'

'Oops! Does this mean I'm next in line for CEO, Dad?'

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"Mom, Dad - I'm adopted, aren't I?"

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

"Well, if you've got 'nothing to wear' why am I constantly doing laundry?"

Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.

'I don't like the look of yours...'

"You remind me of someone."