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"WHich one is mine?"

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"He looks just like your husband."

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Baby cries into a cellphone.

"But you said I should serve our guests the can of peas!"

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

'Shh, let me do the talking.'

'You're making a marble cake? Did you run out of eggs?'

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"

Adult Absence Notes.

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

"Oh, she's got her father's male hormones"

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"Mom said I can't watch TV until you finish my homework."

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

'Sweetheart, It's time you knew... Your father isn't a real wildlife biologist.'

'Oops! Does this mean I'm next in line for CEO, Dad?'

A woman carrying a child carrying a teddy bear

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

'His dad was a standup. He's a quip off the old block.'

"Do you think he'll look like me when he grows up?"

Danny reminds his dad that he had forgotten to pay him for raking the yard.

"Mom, Dad - I'm adopted, aren't I?"

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.

"Well, if you've got 'nothing to wear' why am I constantly doing laundry?"