Family Resemblance Enthusiasts Gifts

"Mom, Dad - I'm adopted, aren't I?"

"I disagree. I think he looks like his father."

"He looks just like your husband."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"WHich one is mine?"

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

'I've turned into my mother.'

"Oh, she's got her father's male hormones"

'I went online to check out my ancestry and I found that my dad, 10,000 times removed, was an amoeba!'

"Mum, just curious: when you did the family tree, did you research all the way back to our ancestors on Noah's ark?"

"Do you think he'll look like me when he grows up?"

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

"You remind me of someone."

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

"Mom?!"

'He has his father's nose!'

"He looks just like his Dad, still he'll grow out of it."

"... And he's got his father's face!"

"OMG! I'm turning into my mother."

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

Boris Johnson related to Mummy

People often commented on the fact that Jack resembled his father as he was growing up.

"The mother is doing fine, but I'm afraid the baby looks like you."

'My goodness! Doesn't she look like her father?'

"He looks just like his father doesn't he. Poor thing."

"Actually, I do look a lot like my mom. It's just that I have her first nose."

'The good news is that you've inherited something from your father. The bad news is, it's his huge nose.'

"We've finished compiling each of your family trees."

'It's uncanny, he's his grandad's double.'