Family Resemblance Gifts

"He looks just like you."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"He looks just like your husband."

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

"Before we begin, I think you should all know that I once smoked a reefer in 1935."

'Get a new hair-do, join a health club, call your mother...'

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

'My dad is pushing me to become an alpha male, but frankly, I'd rather be a poet...'

You are not forgotten!

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"Oh, she's got her father's male hormones"

"Do you think he'll look like me when he grows up?"

A woman carrying a child carrying a teddy bear

"Mom, Dad - I'm adopted, aren't I?"

"I'm sorry, Tom... but you don't Chronic Fatigue Syndrome if it only when you're going to see your inlaws."

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

"You remind me of someone."

"He looks just like his Dad, still he'll grow out of it."

"... And he's got his father's face!"

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

"Mom?!"

'He has his father's nose!'

Potato Famine (somebody didn't make enough mashed potatoes)

'How should I know why my daughter has not spoken to me in over a month, stupid!'

'Please try to understand...I appreciate all that you have done for me and I love you both very much...But, I must try to find my biological parents.'

"OMG! I'm turning into my mother."

'The good news is that you've inherited something from your father. The bad news is, it's his huge nose.'

"He looks just like his father doesn't he. Poor thing."