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"First, I did things for my parents' approval, then I did things for my parents' disapproval, and now I don't know why I do things."

"Your sister got another promotion."

(I can't ever forgive my parents.) (I, on the other hand, am profoundly grateful to them.)

'I hate you Dad! All you've ever done is throw your time and love at me - you've never given me enough money.'

'It's not you I have a problem with, Felton ? it's your mother.'

'Just wait till it's my turn to make long-term care decisions for you!'

"Let me see what my mother wants — aside from attention."

I sue negligent children!

"I put them up after the divorce so that he knows his father is still part of his life."

'Used to be cute as a button. Now he's just a pain in the button.'

"When I think about my mom, it hurts here."

"For heaven's sake, Melissa, she's my mother. I can't tell her to leave."

'Mother knows best, Dear, so stop rolling your eyes.'

"I could never please my father. Whenever I did something he didn't approve of, he'd threaten to go public."

''In order!' You've met my relatives! I want it left in disorder!'

'Dad, will you tell me about the prat falls of dating?'

'Why complain? I wish I had a big sister who'd pass on all her gear to me!'

"The penalty for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law..."

"We're spending August with his parents in Hell."

"I hope you're not going to let your parents pass by without speaking to them."

"I've been thinking --- it might be good for Andrew if he could see you cry once in a while."

"Mother sends Season's Greetings with her love to you, Lydia. She says how she does so wish to spend the holidays with us but she knows that would mean we would have to drive five hundred and fifty miles to her house, as it is impossible for her to accept

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"The apes accepted you, but my sister's a whole other story."

"You're turning into your mother."

"Now remember: My dad’s obsessed with the weather and will hit on you, and my mother thinks you’re a gold digger."

"Yes, Mother ... I'm still single."

"Someday, my dimwitted son, all this will belong to your sister."

"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her."

"Honey, I forgot my password hint answer. Which plague did my mother compare you to?"

"That was great, Glen. Now, say the same thing to my mother."

"Look on the bright side. You no longer live with your parents."

"You were always my favorite to guilt-trip."

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

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