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The journey of life

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

The Brothers Grime

A child interrupting family prayers

Yoga with Baby

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Today, son, you are a man."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'I see from your C. V. that you're my son...'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

"I don't know what they do with it, son. I just harvest the data."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Family Feeling

'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'

Loving family

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

"So, Jenny in accounting needs all reimbursement forms backdated to the first of the month, but Dave in HR said she's just doing that to create busy work for everyone."

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are California Chardonnays, but a lot, just the same.'