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'Front row, second from the right.'

"Aw, thanks, son!"

"C'mon, Dad...did you really think you and your kids would agree on everything? I say 'yes'...you say 'no'...maybe father and son are just a little bit different!"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

A child interrupting family prayers

Yoga with Baby

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

"Today, son, you are a man."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

'I see from your C. V. that you're my son...'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Family Feeling

'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'

"I don't know what they do with it, son. I just harvest the data."

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are California Chardonnays, but a lot, just the same.'

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'