Family Bonding Advocate T-Shirts

Isn't that SWEET,Ron,-he wants you to have his Get-out-of-jail-free card!

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

'A toast to the graduate. You're in a class by yourself.'

Annual Father-Son Campout

'Have you ever seen that TV ad, 'Help, I'm sitting around gossiping and can't shut up', Timmy?'

'He had a tough time fishing today,'

'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer of the high diving board.'

'I worry about you, Betty Faye...you never call...you never write...you never fax!'

'Let's make this an interactive experience. Come help with the dishes.'

"Look, Baldo, changing who you are to please someone is a bad idea. If Estella doesn't like cool cars and you do, tell her! She might admire that you stand up for what you believe in."

"That's it! You've watched TV out here long enough! We need to spend more family time together! I'm putting this thing in the closet!"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Haircuts

A child interrupting family prayers

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

Yoga with Baby

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

"Today, son, you are a man."

First Steps

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

Family Feeling

'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"I don't know what they do with it, son. I just harvest the data."

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."