Family Bonding Advocate Mugs

"Remember, technically, it's not lying if you tell your mother I was teaching you how to drive."

Isn't that SWEET,Ron,-he wants you to have his Get-out-of-jail-free card!

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

Ok. A road trip with your grandmother wasn't your first vacation choice. But we can each choose one thing to see or do every day. So we'll all get what we want! Exactly one-third of the day!

'A toast to the graduate. You're in a class by yourself.'

Annual Father-Son Campout

'Have you ever seen that TV ad, 'Help, I'm sitting around gossiping and can't shut up', Timmy?'

'He had a tough time fishing today,'

'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer of the high diving board.'

'I worry about you, Betty Faye...you never call...you never write...you never fax!'

'Let's make this an interactive experience. Come help with the dishes.'

"Look, Baldo, changing who you are to please someone is a bad idea. If Estella doesn't like cool cars and you do, tell her! She might admire that you stand up for what you believe in."

"That's it! You've watched TV out here long enough! We need to spend more family time together! I'm putting this thing in the closet!"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Haircuts

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

A child interrupting family prayers

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

Yoga with Baby

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

"Today, son, you are a man."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

First Steps

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."