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"With great power comes zero responsibility."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Haircuts

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

A child interrupting family prayers

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

Yoga with Baby

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"Why do leaves change color?"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"Today, son, you are a man."

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

First Steps

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

Holiday Travel.

'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'

"I don't know what they do with it, son. I just harvest the data."

Family Feeling

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

"So, Jenny in accounting needs all reimbursement forms backdated to the first of the month, but Dave in HR said she's just doing that to create busy work for everyone."

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

Loving family

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are California Chardonnays, but a lot, just the same.'

'I told Dad you painted his car!'

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

"I want you to be well in life, son...."